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| -rw-r--r-- | modules/strax.py | 33 |
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diff --git a/modules/strax.py b/modules/strax.py new file mode 100644 index 00000000..85abad54 --- /dev/null +++ b/modules/strax.py @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +import random + + +class Module(object): + def __init__(self, bot): + bot.events.on("received.command.strax").hook( + self.strax, help="Glory to the sontaran empire, through IRC!") + + def strax(self, event): + suggestion_greeting = ["Might I suggest", "I'd suggest", "We should attack now with", "We must attack now with"] + method_of_attack_a = ["full-frontal", "pincer", "surprise", "brutally excessive", "multi-pronged", "glorious", + "violent", "devestating" "superior"] + method_of_attack_an = ["acid-heavy", "immediate", "overwhelming", "unstoppable"] + type_of_attack = ["assault", "attack", "bombardment", "offensive", "barrage", "charge", "strike", "operation", + "manoeuvre", "blitzkrieg"] + attack_adjective = ["laser", "berserker", "acid", "armoured attack", "proton", + "three kinds of", "atomic", "toxic", "explosive", + "red-hot", "thermal", "automated fire", "cluster", + "enhanced germ", "energy-drink-fueled"] + attack_object = ["bees", "chainsaws", "marmots", "acid", "monkeys", "mines", "bombs", "snakes", "spiders", + "knives", "rockets", "sharks", "owls", "repurposed cybermats", "cannons", "alligators"] + attack_object_two = ["robots", "ninjas", "grenades", "a dolphin full of napalm", "acid", "dynamite", + "xenomorphs", "lots and lots of C4", "tactical nukes", "MacGyver", "bio-weapons", + "rocket launchers", "an elephant", "a memory worm for afterwards", "this pencil"] + + method_of_attack = " an " + random.choice(method_of_attack_an) if random.choice(1, + 2) == 1 else " a " + random.choice( + method_of_attack_a) + + suggestion = random.choice( + suggestion_greeting) + method_of_attack + " " + type_of_attack + " with " + attack_adjective + " " + attack_object + " and " + attack_object_two + "?" + + event["stdout"].write(suggestion) |