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import random
class Module(object):
def __init__(self, bot):
bot.events.on("received.command.strax").hook(
self.strax,
help="Suggests a glorious method of battle for the glory of the Sontaran Empire, through IRC!")
def strax(self, event):
suggestion_greeting = ["Might I suggest", "Can I suggest",
"Should we attack immediately with"]
command_greeting = ["We should attack now with",
"We must attack now with",
"I suggest attacking with",
"We should coordinate an attack with"]
method_of_attack_a = ["full-frontal", "pincer", "surprise",
"brutally excessive", "multi-pronged", "glorious",
"violent", "devastating", "superior",
"fast-paced", "fleet-wide", "stealth",
"diversionary", "exceptional", "point-blank",
"night time"]
method_of_attack_an = ["acid-heavy", "immediate", "overwhelming",
"unstoppable", "underground", "arial",
"naval", "amphibious", "full-scale"]
type_of_attack = ["assault", "attack", "bombardment", "offensive",
"barrage", "charge", "strike", "operation",
"manoeuvre", "blitzkrieg", "ambush", "massacre"]
attack_adjective = ["laser", "berserker", "acid", "armoured attack",
"proton",
"three kinds of", "atomic", "toxic", "explosive",
"red-hot", "thermal", "automated fire", "cluster",
"enhanced germ", "energy-drink-fueled",
"battle ready", "Sontaran", "military"]
attack_object = ["bees", "chainsaws", "marmots", "acid", "monkeys",
"mines", "bombs", "snakes", "spiders",
"knives", "rockets", "sharks", "owls",
"repurposed cybermats", "cannons", "alligators",
"ants",
"gorillas", "genetically enhanced cyber-elephants",
"mechanoids", "KGB agents",
"MI5 operatives", "thermonuclear missiles"]
attack_object_two = ["robots", "ninjas", "grenades",
"a dolphin full of napalm", "dynamite",
"xenomorphs", "lots and lots of C4",
"tactical nukes", "bio-weapons",
"rocket launchers", "an elephant",
"a memory worm for afterwards", "this pencil"]
method_of_attack = " an " + random.choice(
method_of_attack_an) if random.choice([1,
2]) == 1 else " a " + random.choice(
method_of_attack_a)
greeting_choice = random.choice([1, 2])
greeting = random.choice(
suggestion_greeting) if greeting_choice == 1 else random.choice(
command_greeting)
exclamation = "?" if greeting_choice == 1 else "!"
suggestion = greeting + method_of_attack + " " + random.choice(
type_of_attack) + " with " + random.choice(
attack_adjective) + " " + random.choice(
attack_object) + " and " + random.choice(
attack_object_two) + exclamation
event["stdout"].write(suggestion)
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